I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

The spirits of all my ancient prehistoric ancestors are telling me that I need to start another blanket so who am I to say no to them?

However, those creepy dolls at the thrift store? You could repaint them to look even creepier. And of course you need to buy more fabric to enhance their dresses.

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.

I learn war so my children may study art. They're gonna make art of how badass it was when I killed your dad.

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

Bad idea for a bot: it posts memes, but only like 2007-era 4chan* memes

*as in memes that were commonly seen on 4chan. I'm sure plenty of then were first seen on something awful or fark or something

This is King.

He keeps accidentally entering an alternate dimension instead of climbing the stairs.

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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through